Crank 2!

Crank High Voltage, or as myself and everyone else probably calls it Crank 2, is the film equivalent of an acid trip. Sure, you'll probably come out in the end alive, but you'll never be the same, and you'll probably have flashbacks.

This movie is a must see. But, this movie is not worthy of anyone buying a ticket for. Seriously, if you pay good money to see Crank 2 I will personally see to it that Jason Statham shoves a shotgun covered in tar up your ass, which for the record, he does in the first five minutes of this movie.

So how are you supposed to see Crank 2? Easy, slip into the theater after seeing a movie that is actually worthy of $10, like The Soloist or 17 Again. I swear Crank 2 was made for this. When the producers finished Crank 2 I guarantee they said to themselves, "Man, this movie is wild. It's too bad were not going to make any money off of it because everyone is going to see it for free after paying to see that Zac Efron movie." Which is exactly what I did.

There is little plot and no effort on the filmmakers part for this movie to even make that much sense. But that's the point. Crank 2 is action porn, nothing more, nothing less. I won't divulge all of the fun stuff that goes down in Crank 2 but suffice to say I'm still having flashbacks.

Definitely a must see for the low low price of free.