Coors Original

Burt's. The Banquet Beer. Coors. Coors Original. It's all the same, and it's all delicious.

I've been drinking Coors all day, and I live it. At first I thought that was a typo because I meant to type love it, but I mean what I said. I live it. Just like Burt Reynolds in 1977, I am Coors. I think 1977 was the first time I had a Coors, and I wasn't born until 1985. It's the perfect balance of everything you want in a beer. It's slightly creamy, but not too much. It's slightly hoppy, but not too much.

In short, if you're thinking about drinking tonight, make it a Coors. They don't even sponsor us (yet), but we love Coors Original. And, if you know anyone at Coors, tell them about our blog. We'd love for them to sponsor us. Shit. We'd like anyone to sponsor us.

Until then, keep drinking.